《小团圆》摘抄：
她早已不写长信了，只隔些时写张机械性的便条。之雍以为她没事了，又来信道：“昨天巧玉睡了午觉之后来看我，脸上有衰老，我更爱她了。有一次夜里同睡，她醒来发现胸前的钮扣都解开了，说：‘能有五年在一起，就死也甘心了。’我的毛病是永远沾沾自喜，有点什么就要告诉你，但是我觉得她其实也非常好，你也要妒忌妒忌她才好。不过你真要是妒忌起来，我又吃不消了。
“情书错投”，一般人可是想也想不到做也做不出的哦。（大家好好学。）
Simon on September 21st 2009 in quote
听新鲜空气的塔轮地诺访谈，果然是个顽童的形象。杀死比尔玩得不过瘾，这次来更刁钻的。杀人杀出花样来，还要扯上西部片、印地安，最后把最高元首也顺带解决了！影片里不拉得皮特帅哥被糟蹋成眼袋松弛的红脖男。南方口音是下了大功夫，舌头卷出花来。倒是配角一律出彩，对话妙趣横生。特写镜头表情那个逗！可以作为教科书。
之前一天，看所得博阁，马特达蒙同样惨遭毒手，增重三十磅兼带秃顶，又兼脑子有毛病，傻呆呆谎话连篇。我最看不来电影里的尴尬场景，好像自己就在那银幕里，谎话当场被揭穿哑口无言。心里大骂“傻瓜！”，想上去劈头一个巴掌，心里盘算着怎样替他把故事编圆。但是没法改变剧本，还是郁闷了一个晚上。
Simon on September 21st 2009 in smalltalk
The electrician was fixing my AC after he tore the whole ceiling down next door when I, not too surprisingly, saw a gray lizard appearing out of the blue and wandering around in my bedroom. I was cooking chicken drummets but assumed it was not the smell that drew him in (I probably should worry more about the hawk who frequented our fountain lately). Anyway the lizard was too big to hide in the corners and after some sweats and screams I managed to grab him with two layers of Ranch 99 plastic bags and finally throw him out of the window. He wasn’t particularly alarmed, didn’t shed his tail or even change his color. Continue Reading »
Simon on September 11th 2009 in 6v
OMG I’m in Zukunftsland! The new iPod nano now shoots video, plays FM radio (interactively!) and even works as a pedometer… OMG! What else can’t it do?
Simon on September 11th 2009 in smalltalk
假期总是过得飞快。书买了一堆，也没读几本，捂在家里吃吃睡睡，大脑和肌肉愈发萎缩。昨天和爸妈逛了一天街权作锻炼。很豪爽地刷卡给他们买东西，属开天辟地第一次。付钱时排在我前面的一个女人，拿了两万块现金买了一堆大衣，两叠钞票扔出来好像两叠草纸。两个收银员皱着眉小心地点了十分钟。女人靠在收银台上整理大波浪，对观众保持漠然态度。
七月爷爷发心脏病心跳停止，奇迹般抢救回来，这才又见一面。养了我十多年，而今每年在一起只吃两顿饭。去饭店的路上我去挽着他胳膊，一会儿，他悄悄把我手握紧。爸妈照顾了爷爷一个月，没跟我说一个字——上次老爸心脏病也是这样。然后又是过度的俭省，使得我在外面花天酒地简直有心理阴影。暗下决心，回去之后要多跑步，多给家里打电话，注意预防心血管疾病。 Continue Reading »
Simon on September 1st 2009 in 6v
